How cold is it?

"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. 

Degrees:

65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat

45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40 - You can see your breath
    - Californians shiver uncontrollably
    - Minnesotans go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
25 - Ohio water freezes
    - Californians weep pitiably
    - Minnesotans eat ice cream
    - Canadians go swimming
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
    - New York City water freezes
    - Miami residents plan vacation further South
 15 - French cars don't start
     - Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
 10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going
  5 - American cars don't start
  0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10 - German cars don't start
     - Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
     - Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
     - Miami residents cease to exist
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
     - Politicians actually do something about the homeless
     - Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
     - Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Too cold to think
     - You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
     - Swedish cars don't start
-40 - Californians disappear
     - Minnesotans button top button
     - Canadians put on sweaters
     - Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
     - Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 - Hell freezes over
     - Polar bears move South
     - Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets



L.O.V.E. this joke! I laughed so hard! :))) (especially on the part with lawyers)